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[A text comes to you in the late afternoon of February 3rd. The sender's name has been encrypted and errors out and there are no signs of who the message belongs to. Clicking on the profile of this Retrospec user brings up a picture of the Retrospec symbol.]

How would you like to help us help you out? Your observation period's up and I want you on this particular assignment. You'll be fine, you're probably not going to die, and we'll be able to monitor you from here. We need help. You've got the skills needed even if you don't know it yet. I know it and that's what counts. You'll be working with a group (wish I could give you the names, still putting the lists together), but your assignment partner is Light Averly Should you choose to accept this assignment, you will need to meet at Peach Beach tomorrow morning and we'll go from there. You'll be rewarded for your success, of course, but this is only if we have an agreement. Do we have an agreement?

[No other messages will be sent from this account at this time.]

[ooc: Hello! You've been sorted into group 1. Your event log will go up at 9pm EST along with all of the other logs. We encourage you to read the main event log as well for more information about your recruiter and this note. In the meantime, head on over to this thread on the latest mod post to meet your teammates! Thank you!]

[Sometime during the 3rd, Gladiolus will receive a delivery. In a box, are 6 wrapped cookies. The cookies flavors are sugar cookies.

True to the advertisement, each of them constantly shimmer even without a light source. They taste pretty good, like a nice homemade treat!

Eating a cookie provides the following effect:

A small amount of instantaneous healing (bruises, cuts, general soreness, etc)

He can do as he'd like with the food. The magical effects will last until they become unsafe to eat.

Along with the food, is a small thank you card with a quick explanation of the effects closing out with

"Enjoy! :)"

If interested in making more orders, they can be done so here!]

Brilliant show, breaking hospital protocol. What'll be your next daring feat?

hey dude sweet name i'm digging it
uh noct told me you were the one who found him when he had his... episode
just wanted to reach out and say thanks
even if it was mostly just lucky you were there then

Hello, Gladio.
I am merely sending a message hoping that your friend is doing all right.
I also hope that you're taking good care of yourself, too.
Well.
Until later, then.

[ Noctis is a heavy sleeper. Noctis also had a tendency to sleep-walk when nature calls. He’s easily capable of using the restroom while still in a dead sleep. Only difference here is that he sits on the toilet so he doesn’t sway into the shower and crack his skull. He’s gotten very good at that in his lifetime.

It’s only effective if the seat is down.

Gladio had come over for pizza and video games the day before. Not a bad way to end a boxing match. But he refrained to do the one thing that most would consider a fucking courtesy. Noctis puts the seat down completely because of his sleepwalking habits. And Gladio has unknowingly thrown that system off.

So the second he sat his sleeping ass down on the toilet, Noctis fell right in. With a very loud and startled shout and a ton of profanities. Enough to wake Ignis and all the animals up. And Noctis hates being woken up,

So Gladio gets a ton of friendly texts. ]

welcome back to the shit list

Edited 2018-03-27 05:50 (UTC)

I hope you're enjoying your night :)

lmfao holy shit
so noct fell into the toilet anD APPARENTLY IT'S YOUR FAULT

this is too funny i'm not even mad i'm getting spammed

2/3 text

Delivery - Backdated 2/3

after the smuggling incident

2/16ish??

3/4

3/26 around 3am

3/26

no subject