[ Noctis is a heavy sleeper. Noctis also had a tendency to sleep-walk when nature calls. He’s easily capable of using the restroom while still in a dead sleep. Only difference here is that he sits on the toilet so he doesn’t sway into the shower and crack his skull. He’s gotten very good at that in his lifetime.
It’s only effective if the seat is down.
Gladio had come over for pizza and video games the day before. Not a bad way to end a boxing match. But he refrained to do the one thing that most would consider a fucking courtesy. Noctis puts the seat down completely because of his sleepwalking habits. And Gladio has unknowingly thrown that system off.
So the second he sat his sleeping ass down on the toilet, Noctis fell right in. With a very loud and startled shout and a ton of profanities. Enough to wake Ignis and all the animals up. And Noctis hates being woken up,
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3/26 around 3am
It’s only effective if the seat is down.
Gladio had come over for pizza and video games the day before. Not a bad way to end a boxing match. But he refrained to do the one thing that most would consider a fucking courtesy. Noctis puts the seat down completely because of his sleepwalking habits. And Gladio has unknowingly thrown that system off.
So the second he sat his sleeping ass down on the toilet, Noctis fell right in. With a very loud and startled shout and a ton of profanities. Enough to wake Ignis and all the animals up. And Noctis hates being woken up,
So Gladio gets a ton of friendly texts. ]
welcome back to the shit list
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jackass
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^ thats the sound i would be making if you werent toilet satan
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